Rizzles Mum

What is Rizzles Mum?


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This is the sensation where when having sex with an older or more mature woman, the particular woman in question's wizards sleeve feels as though the recipient is fucking rolled up bacon.

Grandma: Harder!

Man: Jesus Christ Dianne, it feels like I'm fucking Rizzles Mum!

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