Roast The Dewy

What is Roast The Dewy?


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De-humectant; a term commonly used in good company despite the fact that it is the mutual drying out during sexual congress and describes the roasted (and chapped) state the penis is left in.

About halfway through it got so dry I roasted the dewy. I don't think I'll be good for another for a week.


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