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A town in NW Illinois, consisting of about 150,000 people. In general, there is nothing to do but smoke the refer, and get drunk off our asses. Rockford is pretty much known for having an incredibly high crime rate (partially due to the high unemployment). If planning to come to Rockford, make sure u come during a good time, like the Waterfront or Wing Ding, where you can watch people of all races come together in huge gatherings of drunkeness.
Best thing about Rockford: Hot Catholic School Girls Best thing to avoid: Mexicans, the West Side, Machesny Park, and Auburn High School
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One of the worst, if not the worst, places in Illinois. Home to a variety of rednecks, wankers, losers, creeps, weirdos, and people who are generally worthlessscum of the earth. There is hardly anything to do in Rockford. The few events Rockford holds include Wing Ding, On The Waterfront, and whatever comes to the Metrocentre. Generally, when an entertainer comes to Rockford, it is a sign that they are not doing very well in their career. This is because Chicagoisn't very far away and anything that can draw a real crowd goes there. Rockford has a couple bottom of the barrelcolleges and the public school district is one of the worst in the United States. This is mainly because of the school district's massive debt. A few people in Rockford like to think they are not rednecks but in reality it is those people who are the biggest rednecks of all. Rockford has a lot of cocaine and marijuana but absolutely no methamphetamine. Rockford has a lot of unemployment, crime, and girls who get pregnant when they are 16. Rockford truly is the epitome of cornponeand podunk.
There is no reason to go to Rockford, IL.
I stopped in Rockford to take a piss while traveling between Chicagoand Madison.
I met some hicksin Rockford that were right out of Deliverance.
Rockford is full of faggotswith baseball caps.
Everyone who lives in Rockford hates the place.
When I leave Rockford, I am never coming back!
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A shithole that needs more hotties. The only thing the town has going for it is the mass amount of marijuana for all to smoke.
Hey man, don't go to Rockford, that place sucks.
