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That feeling you get when the item you are bidding for on ebay is about to end.
3 minutes left! I'm getting the ebay jeebies!
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The first wipe you make after taking a shit to see if you need to wipe more.
Man last night i was taking a shit and my recon wipe revea..
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drop a deuce, spray some mud, take a dump
A man waiting for an open stall in the men's room might announce: "Come on man, hur..