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Tampon or sanitary towel
'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'
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An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"
"Dude, I had massive hose equity"..
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When you shoot someone, and you fuck their entry wound while the hole is still smoking.
Sara pissed me off so much last night, I just g..