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When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast..
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The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.
After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin ..
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1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's pe..