Rolled On Impact

What is Rolled On Impact?


1.

1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.

2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.

Also see flaccid on impact

1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.

Lady friend: Really? Take me now!

2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?

Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.

See roll, rolling, rolled, impact, danger, prick, palace, stories


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