Romance Novel Edit Meaning

1. to be executed for spitting on the sidewalk I was fired and lost my pension after thirty years on the job because I played solitaire on..

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1. As fantastic as a dj wearing a hawiian shirt at trader joes, who kicks it cold cut style like a deli sandwich. "My god! You were ..