What is Ron Reagan?
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A devious sexual manuever. After your knob is sufficiently slobbed, you instruct your partner to bend over and take it doggy-style. Before she is fully in position, you blow your load like you're selling weapons to the Contras. After you've spooged, you piss-ceed to urinatate all over the back of her head; proving the credibility of the trickle-down theory.
Nancy and I were sharing a bag of jellybeans in bed when she decided to get intimate. After receiving a Bill Clinton, I proceeded to seal the deal with a Ron Reagan! Boo yah! Nancy, you're all wet! Two minutes later, I had no idea what just happened.
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A ploy by the Catholic church to make religion cooler. See also saint master chief and saint rambo.
The Catholic Church presents to you..
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An STD of the eye that'll make you look Irish.
Teacher: Wheres Nick?
Student: He has a case of Lupponitis.
See lupponitis, std, ..