Ron Reagan

What is Ron Reagan?


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A devious sexual manuever. After your knob is sufficiently slobbed, you instruct your partner to bend over and take it doggy-style. Before she is fully in position, you blow your load like you're selling weapons to the Contras. After you've spooged, you piss-ceed to urinatate all over the back of her head; proving the credibility of the trickle-down theory.

Nancy and I were sharing a bag of jellybeans in bed when she decided to get intimate. After receiving a Bill Clinton, I proceeded to seal the deal with a Ron Reagan! Boo yah! Nancy, you're all wet! Two minutes later, I had no idea what just happened.


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