What is Ron Reagan?
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A devious sexual manuever. After your knob is sufficiently slobbed, you instruct your partner to bend over and take it doggy-style. Before she is fully in position, you blow your load like you're selling weapons to the Contras. After you've spooged, you piss-ceed to urinatate all over the back of her head; proving the credibility of the trickle-down theory.
Nancy and I were sharing a bag of jellybeans in bed when she decided to get intimate. After receiving a Bill Clinton, I proceeded to seal the deal with a Ron Reagan! Boo yah! Nancy, you're all wet! Two minutes later, I had no idea what just happened.
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Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy..
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A person who adheres to the belief that when you die your spirit floats up and gets stuck on the roof.
Because Joel was a frisbeetarian..
