What is Ron Reagan?
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A devious sexual manuever. After your knob is sufficiently slobbed, you instruct your partner to bend over and take it doggy-style. Before she is fully in position, you blow your load like you're selling weapons to the Contras. After you've spooged, you piss-ceed to urinatate all over the back of her head; proving the credibility of the trickle-down theory.
Nancy and I were sharing a bag of jellybeans in bed when she decided to get intimate. After receiving a Bill Clinton, I proceeded to seal the deal with a Ron Reagan! Boo yah! Nancy, you're all wet! Two minutes later, I had no idea what just happened.
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Old Scots term for fornication.
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A phrase first used in Red vs Blue. Originally synonymous to team killing, now used to describe sexual activity perpetrated by college u..
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The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular ver..
