What is Roscoe P. Coltrane?
1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time,
2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.
3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.
4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!
2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.
3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?
4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"