Routney Edit Meaning

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an erectionso substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. Often accompanied by blueballs. The bearer of a routney looks like he's had a really bad facelift. Beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime -- it's claimed that a third routney will kill you.

As bad as Kenny Rogers facelift is, it only makes him look like he has a mild routney.

See erection, boner, hardon, stiffy, woody, blueballs, blue balls