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A kilo of marijuana.
Guy #1: Eybredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obamaain't helping the bredda..
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What us Escondido kids like to call our beloved broken down part of town.
Kid #1: So where did you grow up?
Kid #2: Oh, Escon-ghetto.
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