Rub-off Factor

What is Rub-off Factor?


1.

1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.

2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.

1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.

2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.

See jerk off, masterbate, yid, schlong, whack off

2.

checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan

girl 1: "what are you checking your shirt for?"

girl 2: "just checking my rub-off factor"

See rub, off, factor, spray, tan


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