What is Ruffies?
1.
Another term for the drizzling shits via too many chili cheese fries.
Steve had to stop TWO games he was umpiring due to a gnarly case of the ruffies!
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2.
A drug that is, unfortunatly, illegal in the US, but used everywhere else as a sedative and also used in anesthesia. Since its amazing ability to cause an unwanted tiredness, fatigue, and the lack of memory the next morning, it is commonly used by us date-rapers.
Yo, last night I gave that bitch ruffies and I had a GREAT night ;) ;)
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