Rules 1 And 2

What is Rules 1 And 2?


1.

First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.

Rules 1 and 2, motherfucker!

See anonymous, mudkips, rule 34, chan

2.

1. You do not talk about /b/.

2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.

What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.

rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot

See /b/, 4chan, rule 34, raid

3.

Part of the "rules of the internet", made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chanwho fancies the site a secret underground.

Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Onlineand MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.

Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.

*4chan Steam group is mentioned in a /v/ thread*

Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH

Anonymous: facepalm.jpg

Anonymous: kill yourself

See 4chan, /b/, gaia online, cancer, encyclopedia dramatica


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