Runaway Bride

What is Runaway Bride?


1.

The pinnacle example of the permanent female condition of confusion.

A woman who ends up getting EXACTLY what she wants and it scares her to the core as she has always had the loser mentality. Therefore, she runs from the endgame finality of a success. See also: cold feet

Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks is to women what foul ball cathing Cub fan Steve Bartman is to men: a monumental comedic screwup.

See Yep Yep

2.

a person who realizes at the very last minute that her boyfriend who claimed to be a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN was actually gay and world NEVER perform in the sack EVER!!!

Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.

See gayfer, homo, peter puffer, fag, fairy


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