What is Rupert?
1.
British Army slang for an Officer, but particularly an Officer that is upper-middle class or above, and has a total lack of skill or common-sense.
What!?! Leiutenent Grundy got his platoon lost again!?! Typical bloody Rupert...
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2.
Military slang.
A nickname for an officer.
Not neccesarily derrogatory.
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3.
Either a bear or a sweet teenage boy
Ruperts are most commonly known for their creativity and lack of alpha male qualities. They are usually found at concerts or at youtube gatherings, they breed mainly in the summer and habitats include London and Devon. Ruperts normally migrate in small groups these groups can include a queer, a short person, a ginger, a tall boy and a quiet boy.
omigosh your such a rupert today!
what kind of a rupert are you??
what the rupert?
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A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.
"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."
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5.
A species werewolf that doesn't smell.
"Wow look over there it's a rupert!"
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The man on RSB who likes to flame extremley well.
Oh noes. Rupert flamed me the other night said sally.
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a code word used by many for marijuana
im goin to smoke up that rupert today