What is Ruru?
1.
(n.) a male reproductive organ in which the testicles are greater in mass than the penis
also spelled: rooroo,roohrooh,riuriu,rewrew,rowrow
(the u's are umlauts)
His ruru was so large that when he walked it looked like he had to take a leviathan excrement.
2.
The act of getting your ass reamed out and then french kissed by said reamer
She got ruru'd last night and ended up with a chocolate moustache
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3.
the king of pirates. ancient greece.
ruru the pirates yells "heeeearghhh!'