Russian Burrito

What is Russian Burrito?


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Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.

After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.

See sex, labia, smirnoff


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