Rusty Alan

What is Rusty Alan?

1.

The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.

The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

See rusty, asshole, stress, software, computer, career
10

Random Words:

Chocolate Gut
1. The heavy constipant fealing you get in your bowls after eating to much chocolate. "I pigged out at Easter and now I have a bad ca..
Read more
Awesomely
1. To do something in a manner or method which is awesome. Dude, there are tons of free virus scanners on the web that work awesomely. Se..
Read more
Toppies
1. slang or nick name for myspace 'Top Friends' "alexandor, why am i out of ya toppies?"..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free