What is Rusty Alan?
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The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.
The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
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When two or more things are unrelated. when the gramatical layout of the sentence doesn't allow for the word "unrelated" ..
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a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach
She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.
See bottle blonde..
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while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.
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