What is Rusty Alan?
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The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.
The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
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Having sex aka getting pussy
"Man, I can't wait to get down to brass taxes with that bitch."
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adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.
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