What is Rusty Alan?
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The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.
The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
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