Rusty The Squirrel

What is Rusty The Squirrel?

1.

Tonguing a girl's cornholewhile teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!

She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.

See pussy, rusty trombone, 69, cornhole, teabag, balls, blowjob, rim job

2.

ok rusty the squirrel is basically a beanie baby squirrel that belongs to Mr. Just. What he does is throw Rusty to a student when he wants them to answer a question. We would always take Rusty and hide him last year. This year, c-dav found a beanie baby fox named "sly" that looks like Rusty. We switched the two and now Mr. Just is offering 20 extra credit points to whoever brings him back. The only problem is this weekend a man named trevor is using an exact replicate of rusty, and lighting him on fire and shooting him out of a potato cannon. We're going to videotape the whole thing and then having a random freshman place the video on his desk.

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