Rusty Trumpet

What is Rusty Trumpet?


1.

1. the female version of the rusty trombone

2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.

She loved it.

2.

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.

Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?

Aaron: We started our own brass band!

Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?

Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!

Dave: NICE!!

Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.

See rusty, trombone, rim, job, fingering

3.

A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol

A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole

See rusty, trumpet, rusty trumpet

4.

cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.

i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.

See dick, ass, fingers, rusty trombone, squeeze, lick

5.

Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.

"Bill always leaves a stain when we do the Rusty Trumpet", Kelly complained.

See cum, rusty, trombone, fart, sex

6.

1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.

2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen.

"Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."

"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..."

See rusty trumpet, ass, bum, bollocks, lick, crack

7.

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

See rusty trombone, trumpet, bum trumpet


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