Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

What is Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin?

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getting a blow job while your standing in the goatposition while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

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