What is Ryan Kelly?
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Ryan K. is a dumbass kid who believes everything his ex Heather tells him simply because she was his first real girlfriend. Thus Ryan will lose friends and become all bitchy because he no longer has her on a leash like he believed he did before. A ryan needs to learn that if someone hits on his ex or wants to go out with them that he has no say in the matter since hes no longer with her. Also a ryan needs to know that his ex uses him by toying with his emotions trying to be like, "Oh yeah he's my best friend" and then when someone hits on her, "oh ryan guess who was hitting on me!" and thus ryan gets pissed off and begins to lose friends.
Also a ryan is stupidly trying to be more mature than he is, simply because he believes since hes almost 18 he has to make more "adult decisions" thats a load of bullshit. A ryan also will cut his hair short and thus rendering his appearance to that of a faggot and or queer because before he actually looked cool now he simply looks like a retard with short hair.
A ryan will talk lots of shit on the internet but never back it up in person instead he'll freak out when he sees people he doesnt like and act all dumb around them by trying to avoid eye contact and whatnot. A ryan was a cool friend in the day until he became overly-obessed with his ex and holding a grudge against anyone who has any affiliation with her, and believe every word she says and thus losing friends simply because he believes that slut.
Look at that guy being a ryan kelly! he believes everything that slut of an ex says.
Oh no look its ryan! he cut his hair he looks gay!
Dude you just so pulled a ryan being crazily obessed with your ex.
OMG its ryan look away!
Run away!! ryan is coming this way with his stupidity.
ryan for president!? HAH! i'd rather be under a country run by a big load of cow shit
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