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What is 8?


1.

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.

I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'

The habit could have originally developed among linux{fucktard]s in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)

Whichever way you look at it, it looks shitand dosn't make you look cool.

"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."

2.

8 is symbolic of eternity.

Her new "8" tattoo means eternity.

3.

8 is the answer every engineer gives when he has no friggin' idea of the solution to a problem.

Jack: So how many newtons did you find for question four?

Will: 8.

See eight, eights, solution, answer, engineer

4.

Only used in instant messaging which means "bye" (almost the same pronunciation of 8(eight) in chinese which is "ba")

A: ok im going to take dinner, bye

B: 8

See bye, bye bye, goodbye, ba, mpt

5.

8 is the sexiest Cylon (or for that matter, any humanoid looking character) in Battlestar Galactica. I know, I know, most people think 6 is sexier. But they're WRONG!

8 is the hottiest hotty in the fleet!!!

Overheard in the Landing Bay: Holy smokes! Right behind you. No! Don't turn around! It's too obvious! Wait 'til I tell you. Now! She's not looking. It's 8! OMG 8 is HOT! What an ASS! I wish I could eat her out. Then I could say, "I ate 8!" I crack myself up, I'm so funny! What? You already shagged her! That sucks! I wanted a piece FIRST!

See 8, eight, cylon, humanoid, replicant, battlestar galactica, boomer, sharon, pilot, agathon, athena, grace park, grace, park

6.

Dale Earnhardt Jr's Budweiser Chevy's Car Number.

Damn, nobody can come close to the 8 car at Daytona!

1.

used by msn obsessives to create the emoticon of a musical note even when it doesn't appear (i.e. in mIRC or internet blogs)

often used at the end of song quotations

wheeeen was the laaast tiiiime you daaaaanced(8)

See 8, song, quotes, dance, singing, msn, irc


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