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1. Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you mis..

1. A lot of Assyrians are too proud of their roots, so they love proving that Chaldeans are really Assyrians. Let me say, if you are Chald..

1. A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face wit..