What is 29?
1.
The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).
When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
A child asks his grandma, "How old are you?"
Her reply, "29."
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2.
the "69" for houdinis
Houdinis are of course, spitting on a girl's back, while doing it doggy style and making her think you have ejaculated on her. When she turns around to see what has happened she is then hit in the face with a load of cum. The "2" looks like a person bending down and the "9" looks like a person standing up over the first person
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3.
29 centimeters. The traditional length of a balisong (butterfly knife). Approxiamatly 11.4 inches, of which the blade makes up for about 5 inches and the handle the rest.
I have numerous cuts on my hands from playing with my 29.
4.
29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale"
The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.
"I got number 29." Grant said.
"Oh silly," I said, "Don't you know that means? It means you humped a humpback whale."
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5.
Bi-sexual or likeing both sexes (sorry, had to meet the word min)
on the numeric keyboard: 1-a 2-b 3-c 4-d 5-e 6-f 7-g 8-h 9-i so 29 becomes bi
