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After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested be..
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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you le..