40 Oz Express

What is 40 Oz Express?


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a tit, specifically the one who pounds the skins. 40 oz express is an absent minded professor of the kit, and lives constanly in the shadow of his counterpart and mentor, johnny alternative. Has been known to drink excessively and the term lorrywas born during one of his drinking binges.

40: "have you seen my keys, I can't find them"

Johnny: "no, I haven't. where are you going?"

40: "I have to go to Fox's. I think I left my wallet in there, but I can't find my keys"

Johnny: "Ha Ha Ha. You lost your keys, now you can't go look for your lost wallet. what a dick"

40: "You better shut the fuck up, or I'm going to lorryyou.


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