What is Front Wiper?
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a female who wipes her ass from back to front,in doing so deposits shitty remnants on her twat.
yo inkspot,check out the spank in dat bitchez hair.i bet shes a front wiper.
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Typically an unintelligent male with a muscular structure so massive and inflexible that it prevents them from wiping his ass from behind.
He's such a front wiper that I bet his balls have stalactites.
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