99% Sure

What is 99% Sure?

A phrase used when you think something is right but you really don't know jack shit.

Guy 1: Is my wife home from here business trip yet? I'm planning on bringin' some chicks over for a party.

Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.

Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.

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Umpsey

1. n. vagina fat Dude, check out Kim's umpsey!!! See fat whore, chunk, fat, skank, twat..

Zombonner

1. When you REALLY want to play a game of "zombies", in Call of Duty: World at War, so bad that you get an ultra hard erection. ..

Houdini Doubleshot

1. When you are back dooring a girl and you spit on her back. When she turns around your friend jumps out of the closet and blows HIS Load..

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