9 To 5

What is 9 To 5?

1.

a job (hours don't have to be 9 to 5).

You work a 9 to 5. You can't get a "hand 9 to 5" or "blow 9 to 5" or "rim 9 to 5". That's just dumb if you say that.

See Nick D

2.

Hours most people work for a living

Jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living

See work, office, cubicle, traffic, old, young, intern

3.

An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.

Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .

Ed: But what?

Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.

Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?

Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!

See hottie, nine to five, mensa
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