What is *brick*?
Internet terminology. This is used when someone says something purposely stupid, perverted, or sounds like they have said something serious but were joking. It is usually referenced as a large brick thrown at the person who has spoken. Different variations include *BRICKHOUSE* all the way to *UNIVERSE* as whatever mentioned steadily becomes more perverted or even stupdier.
1.) Yeah, but you've got to think about it this way.. even if she is mean, angry women are better in be -- *BRICK*
2.) Saint Nick? Dude, that church guy is secretly Santa Cl -- *BRICK*
3.) You broke up with Maria? Was it on the same night I -- *BRICKHOUSE*
4.) That's a shame. She's got skills, if you know what I -- *JUPITER*