What is 'cock?
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Short for
Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve
owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "
Well I never ! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
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Something really fun that smells REALLY good... Also see AlmightyBob for funny things too (less funny omgawd)
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when someone catches pubic crabs without having intercourse.
virgin crabs example:
catching crabs from a towel
or the urban myth wh..
