'cock

What is 'cock?

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Short for shuttlecock, another name for a badminton birdie.

Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."

Jim: "Yeah Steve ownedme pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."

(Jim's mom walks in)

"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"

Jim's mom: " Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"

See shuttlecock, badminton, birdie, cock, Nick D
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