What is 'cock?
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Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve
owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "
Well I never ! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
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1. a fruity drink named after a fruity guy
mix:
raspberry vodka
sprite
cranberry juice
stir and let the gay times roll!
To barten..
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A Dutch Rudder performed on a person while they drive a car (much like road head). Warning: do not attempt in a vehicle with manual tra..
