2nd Piccolo

What is 2nd Piccolo?


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1: The second chair piccolo player. Usually female, blonde, and attractive. Seemingly useless in most bands or orchestras, as there's rarely a part or need for a second piccolo. Usually ends up sleeping with the conductor/musical director, followed by first trumpet, then the rest of band. Never present when percussion or rhythm section are bumping gear in or out.

2: Anyone brought along on a night out purely for their sex appeal or to be slept with at night's end.

Hey, check out the new 2nd piccolo. How long until she sleeps with the MD?

We're going out, let's bring Claire as a 2nd Piccolo. If there's no hotties at the bar, she'll do just fine.

See piccolo, army, band, musician, slut, trumpet


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