12th Comandment Edit Meaning

1. Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp ..

1. They're either going to kill you, or masturbating. "Imma chargin' mah lazer! WAIT... Wait. Wait for it... HAH, you ded.&..

1. The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police...