[twilight]

What is [twilight]?

1.

A gay book, that takes the already bled out concept of vampire romance, and dumbs it up enough for people to understand. I mean crystal vampires in Seattle, any real fan of Dracula, or vampires of any kind should never read this book. If you want a cool vampire romance book or movie, look up Let The Right One In, and Near Dark. And don't even talk about the fans, they make Trekkie's look normal. Also furries are as obsessed as these people are.

Trekkie: Man, have you seen Star Trek

Twilightfan: Naw, I think it is kinda lame

Trekkie: Your opinion might be wrong, but that's your opinion, like I hate Twilight

TwilightFan: WHAAAAT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HATE MY TWILIGHT <3<3<3<3 EDWARD IS GOD, NOT A SEXIST THAT TREATS BELLA LIKE PROPERTY, I MEAN THEY ARE LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS AS VAMPIRES WHAT'S COOLER THAN THAT.

Trekkie walks away in fear (which is saying something is wrong about that person).

See twilight, fangirl, trekkie, stupid, idiot
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