S S S Edit Meaning

1.

Shit, Shower and Shave - Used to indiate that you will be getting ready for work or out for a night on the town.

1. Dude, I'll be there in an hour. I just need to finish my (three S / S S S) regimen.

2. I'll be there before the game starts. I just need to Shit, Shower and Shave.

See shit, shower, shave, s

2.

Shoot, Shovel, Shut up

As in, to kill someone, bury their body, and not say anything about it

Person A: Man I really hope the cops don't find my stash

Person B: Well, if they do, just SSS.

3.

second skin satin. a fabric used for womens underware.

VS s s s thongs fit and feel great

See satin, thong, vs, panty

4.

abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'

term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.

variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc

"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"

"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"

"Dude....wtf?"

See GAR

5.

a.k.a. triple s.

Have you seen Triple S around lately? naw, last I saw he was trying to buy a girl drinks, failed. He then tried to bum a smoke from me, I was able to resist the force this time, I was lucky.