What is Safety Poop?
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A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.
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A friend, associate or colleauge that plays one particular or a small number of popular songs repetitively to the point of distraction.
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one who enjoys passionate intercourse with poop, or fecal matter.
Dude that guy just had sex with that poop, what a poopphiliac
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