Safety Poop

What is Safety Poop?


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A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.

Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.

Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.

See poop, crap, dump, log


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