What is Safety Poop?
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A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.
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Muppy Popper, MP; Military Police; Mike Papa; Slang word used by U.S. Soldiers in Vietnam when referring to the Military Police.
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