What is Safety Poop?
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A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.
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slang for guts/intestines
Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road!
See intestines, guts, insides, carnage, gore..
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The act of settling down, finding a good job, and starting a family.
She is so fine, I could totally go Huxtable with that chick...
