Safety Spork

What is Safety Spork?


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A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

See spork, spoon, fork


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