Safety Spork

What is Safety Spork?

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

See spork, spoon, fork

Your Turn/my Turn

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Vintage Chromoly

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Goldstar

1. A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. A 'pure' lesbian. "She's a member of the goldstar club" See golds..

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