Safety Spork

What is Safety Spork?

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

See spork, spoon, fork

Hybrid Bling

1. the symbols on a car which let people know that it is a hybrid Dude I just got a prius; check out the hybrid bling on it. See hybrid, ..

Zeppelite

1. A crazed Led Zeppelin fan. Otaku is to anime as zeppelite is to Led Zeppelin. See zeppelin, led, music, fan 2. One who is into Led Z..

Rust Job

1. After taking a poop, you do a poor job of wiping your ass leaving "rust". "Dude, I totally did a rust job after I took t..

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