Safety Spork

What is Safety Spork?

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

See spork, spoon, fork

Funhard

1. Another term for ejaculation. 1. "i still luv kevin but i get funharded in every day by this new guy i let him he's like whoa..

Tfb4u

1. TFB4U = Too Fuckin' Bad For You...when using text or IM If you don't like it, TFB4U See tfb, oh well, tough shit, bullshit..

Karen Silkwood

1. A really powerful, filth-stripping shower, which is necessary after undergoing the worst kinds of dirtying, including radioactive contam..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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