Safety Spork

What is Safety Spork?

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

See spork, spoon, fork

Quiche Bag

1. a wimp who gets too much attention or credit. An irritating, preppy, goody two-shoes pussy The guy on the TV show, The Bachelor, is a q..

No Bend

1. a dick which is so short, that it does not "hang" over the ballsack; thus sticking straight up, and having no difference betwe..

100 Peso's

1. a spanish mans penis Would you like to see my 100 peso's? See keith..

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