Safety Spork

What is Safety Spork?

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

See spork, spoon, fork

Lebanese Oyster

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Lance Armstrong Pong

1. A game of Beer Pong or Beirut played with one ping pong ball rather than the traditional two. Our game of Beer Pong turned into Lance A..

Vagcano

1. (pronounced vaj-CANE-o) A vagina that is torn from being pushed too hard on during childbirth. Also usually caused when the baby shoots ..

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