What is Saint Petersburg?
City on the west coast of Florida. Founded in 1876.
Current Population: 248,232, mostly old people.
also, has all the hot babes.
A conversation that happens in Saint Petersburg often:
Jim: Dude, lets go to the beach.
Dave: Which one?
Jim: Well, we could go to Reddington, Clearwater, or Indian Rocks...
Dave: No, man, let's go to saint pete beach.
Jim: you're right, saint pete does have all the hot babes.
Dave: and old people...