Saint Petersburg

What is Saint Petersburg?


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City on the west coast of Florida. Founded in 1876.

Current Population: 248,232, mostly old people.

Across from Tampa. Usually shortened to St. Pete or Da Burg. Gets really hot during the summer and can get down to 37 degrees in the winter, which is deadly cold to its residents.

also, has all the hot babes.

A conversation that happens in Saint Petersburg often:

Jim: Dude, lets go to the beach.

Dave: Which one?

Jim: Well, we could go to Reddington, Clearwater, or Indian Rocks...

Dave: No, man, let's go to saint pete beach.

Jim: you're right, saint pete does have all the hot babes.

Dave: and old people...

See tampa, da burg, florida, pete


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