What is Sal?
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Also known as 'Saul'- he is the savior of man kind, and does wonders when pleasing a woman. His penis size will ranch from 7 1/2 to just short of 9 inches. This 'Successor at life' is also known for his keen artistic abilities , Focusing mainly on Photography, and painting.
His downsides are the lack of appreciation he receives from others, and the overwhelming request for favors.loss of sleep will also age a 'Sal' quicker than most of us, but his maturation is his attractive stand point.
"Sal would you lend me 4 dollars, i need protection"
"How was he"- "Sal was amazing, you should see my broken mattress"
"so your shoe size doesn't lie!"
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2.
noun. a person who "Sucks At Life." pronounced Sal, not S-A-L.
WTF, what a SAL. She ruined our plans once again.
You're such a SAL! Stop being a little bitch.
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3.
A random ugly kid who likes cheese and looks like he has the head of an alien.
Also, his feet smell, like cheese.
Person1: Hey it's sam
Sal: MY NAME IS NOT SAM IT'S SALVATORE
Person 2: Shutup Sam.
Example 2:
Sal: I LOVE CHEESE
Person 2: SHUTUP SAM
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4.
a kid with a huge ass dick
that white boy sal had a huge one
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5.
to dive; lay out
misused as "sell out"
Narnian Root
to sal for a baseball, or to sal from a fast moving car
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Abbreviation for "sucks at life". someone with very little prospects in life and a term used to describe someone who has been dealt a bad hand.
Also someone with a face who can make a lady vomit.
Here comes "sal" again. What a huge loser.
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7.
"Suck(s) At Life." Used when a person changes your plans, and/or
My boss walked in at 5:30 on Friday and handed me a project to finish that had been sitting on her desk all day. She definitely SAL.
You texted me to tell me that you can't make it to my going away party because your girlfriend/boyfriend has a headache. You SAL.
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