What is Salad Shooter Time Machine?


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Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."


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