Salami Sunrise

What is Salami Sunrise?


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When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cockand wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.

He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!

You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.

This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

See salami sunset, cock, dick, cock sucking


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