What is Salesianum?
1.
A prominent secondary school in Wilmington, DE, where students get a better education than other delaware schools. Its reputation is second to none, and when you either get married or croak, the words "Salesianum Alumnus" will magically appear in your little blip of the newspaper. Such an occurrence is rarely, if ever, seen with graduates from St. Marks, Tatnall, Tower Hill, and other schools that wish they were cool.
Your son went to St. Mark's/ Tatnall/ Tower Hill? Mine went to Sallies. I think he's outside beating the shit out of your son.
2.
A high school in the fine town of Wilmington, Delaware that serioulsy sucks at life and needs to get its shit together. Some describe it as a college prepraratory institution, when in reality it amounts to little more than a gigantic, four-year sausage fest. Sallies guys like to think they're better than kids from other schools, specifically Tatnall. In this they are sadly mistaken, as Tatnall students are uniformly smarter, better-looking, and more sanitary. Sallies does have one thing going for it however: they cling to the slim hope that a meteor might one day crash into the earth and destroy only Sallies and its occupants, thus ridding the world of the scourge that is Sallies. Mkay.
"Hey is that a meteor comig towards earth?!"
"Yeah, it is, but don't worry, it's only going to hit Sallies."
"Oh O.K., that's a relief."
3.
Oh my God, is that last guy for real?? Sally's guys are little preppy dweebs who think they are God's gift to women. Dream on, guys. The only girls who would date one of you are Padua or Ursuline girls - cause they don't know any better. Like you, they must live their lives devoid of interaction with the opposite sex, and as we can all see, that really fucks a person up. And a stellar academic education? Come ON! St. Mark's offers twice as many A.P.s as you, has five phases to your three, and develops students into people who can function in the real world - not guys whose jaws drop at any glimpse of a woman.
Q: Why doesn't Sally's have any stairs?
A: Because fairies have wings.
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