What is Sally Safety?
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A female driver with so many kids in the minivan, she can't remember whether or not she buckled all of them in. Thus, she would rather inflict her sub-speed limit driving on the rest of society than do her errands when the kids are in school. She generally waits until rush hour to pack her vehicle with rowdy, screaming kids then drives absentmindedly and distractedly through suburbia.
I ended up following Sally Safety from the bank, to the Mickey-Dees, and finally to the gas station where I wanted to suggest that sterlization might improve her driving skills....
Random Words:
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Bling bling worn by suburban white kids.
Dag yo, check out the bling blong on that lacrosse player.
See Space Monkey
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Bling Bling ..
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Word used by redneck cock suckers to tell what they used to be able to do.
Redneck 1: Hey Cleeetus, can youz drives a car?
Redneck 2: ..
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When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.
Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.
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