What is Sally Safety?
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A female driver with so many kids in the minivan, she can't remember whether or not she buckled all of them in. Thus, she would rather inflict her sub-speed limit driving on the rest of society than do her errands when the kids are in school. She generally waits until rush hour to pack her vehicle with rowdy, screaming kids then drives absentmindedly and distractedly through suburbia.
I ended up following Sally Safety from the bank, to the Mickey-Dees, and finally to the gas station where I wanted to suggest that sterlization might improve her driving skills....
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1. Have you heard of the new language Dingwhy?
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3. That beast is a dingwhy..
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Noun: If belly button lint and a dingleberry had some good drunk sex, this would be their spawn. A close cousin to the household dust bu..
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A man or woman who lives in the mountains, has a horrible odor and comes into the city to buy supplies while stinking up the whole store..
