Salma Hayek Syndrome

What is Salma Hayek Syndrome?

1.

A condition where a charmingly personable young woman intimidates (and possibly scares off) the men she comes across due to her stunning grace, beauty, and assertiveness. This syndrome usually results in singleness and possible dabbling in lesbianism (as depicted in the movie "Frida").

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL: I don't know what it is, but I seem to scare off any guy that I meet no matter how nice I am.

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.

See stunning, syndrome, homely
0

Random Words:

Melachony
1. Pensive sadness, or depression; with a tendacy towards this. Melachony: Someone who is constantly down or depressed may be said to have..
Read more
Halo Sticks
1. The controllers used to play Halo. Getting on the Halo Sticks usually results in hours upon hours of talking shit to the other losers p..
Read more
Ice Dat Pony
1. A phrase that replaces "you show her/it/them". "I know you can take down that midget, you ice dat pony!"..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free