Salopek

What is Salopek?

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

See hans, dildo, poop, walrus, idiot

Tpk

1. In role-playing games: Total Party Kill. Put even simpler, everybody is dead. We weren't expecting to be TPKed by a giant rat! 2..

Redneck Sledding

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Gorge Out

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