Salopek

What is Salopek?

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

See hans, dildo, poop, walrus, idiot

Smack The Smurf

1. The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. ..

Entify

1. Verb, To create, Most commonly used when refering to rolling a joint "im just going to entify a joint"..

3 Finger Stinger

1. 2 in the pink one in the stink dude how was it? awesome! did u give her the 3 finger stinger? hellz ya!!! See sex, butt hole, vigin..

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