Salopek

What is Salopek?

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

See hans, dildo, poop, walrus, idiot

W00tcake

1. An expression of extreme joy and excitement.. because! w00t = something very cool cake = tastey Subject A: Ok you can have sex with ..

Quasi-girlfriend

1. A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyf..

N.a.r.p.

1. –noun 1. A party you are going to. Hey, you are going to an N.A.R.P., asshole. See no, apparent, reason, party, asshole..

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