Salopek

What is Salopek?

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

See hans, dildo, poop, walrus, idiot

530458008

1. When punched in to a calculator and flipped upside down, it spells "BOOBSHOES." See 55378008. I went shopping the other day, ..

Lacrymology

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The Parselmouths

1. The Parselmouths are a Seattle based Wizard Rock group made up of Kristina Horner (see Fiveawesomegirls) and Brittany Vahlberg. They wri..

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