Salopek

What is Salopek?

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

See hans, dildo, poop, walrus, idiot

Pump Manual

1. a pornographic magazine used as an aid while "jackin' the beanstalk" Willie's mom found a pump manual under his bed..

Jacobear

1. The most fucking awesome person on the planet. My Jacobear. See jacob, jacobear, kaiti..

Daphers

1. Diarrhea, The Green-Apple Two Step, The Shits Damn, I got a wicked case of the Daphers See the shits, diarrhea..

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