Salopek

What is Salopek?

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

See hans, dildo, poop, walrus, idiot

Zip And Drip

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454

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Flooz

1. A common abbreviation of the word "floozy". Meant to denote promiscuous or loose behavior, generally, on the part of a woman...

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