Salopek

What is Salopek?

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

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Queuejack

1. when someone waits until the last minute and then changes your Netflix queue to all chickflicks. I thought Diehard 3 and Family Gu..

Discabubalated

1. screwed up jennifer's arm was discabubulated after the accident. See niki..

Soft Yellow

1. When you're fucking a girl and eventually letting your dick go limp, then proceeding to relieve yourself inside of her. Brian Beil..

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