Salopek

What is Salopek?

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

See hans, dildo, poop, walrus, idiot

One-inch-pinch

1. when your penis is one inch or shorter omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate i jack off with a pair of tweezers o..

Very Hairy Berry Patch

1. Unshaven vagina with crabs. That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch...

Camberat

1. the name of a nonexsistant city used to evade certain arguments "What did you do yesterday?" "Ehm...I went to Camberat..

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