Salt Miner

What is Salt Miner?


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A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.


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