Salty Alarm Clock

What is Salty Alarm Clock?

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

See morning, alarm, sleep, salty, sperm

Fwosh

1. The traingle of fat between a larger ladies front bottom and bulging belly Look at the fwosh on that fatty See fat, bird, girl, woman,..

Quoob

1. a jerk, misfit, fish out of water. someone that's just really out of place. gosh, you're such a freaking quoob. See jerk, w..

Rci

1. Rectal Cranium Inversion - term describing someone who has their head up their ass. See CCJ 2. residential, commercial, industrial. t..

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