Salty Alarm Clock

What is Salty Alarm Clock?

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

See morning, alarm, sleep, salty, sperm

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