Salty Alarm Clock

What is Salty Alarm Clock?

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

See morning, alarm, sleep, salty, sperm

Rudder

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Da Armory

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On The Project

1. trying to conceive a child Sheila and her husband have been on the project for a few months, but she's not knocked up yet...

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